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WHAT IS-I DONT EVEN

Journal Entry: Sat Jul 7, 2012, 8:22 PM


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Worst romance novels ever

I couldn't even breath when I read this one --->


Eleven Gods of the Night are incarnated for the first time in 65 million years, summoned to protect humanity from an all-encompassing evil that is coming in 2012, at the end of the Mayan calendar. While currently incarnated as deadly, handsome men, they have the ability to assume their prior forms—those of gigantic dinosaurs. One of them, Ty Endeka, develops a powerful attraction to his taxi driver, Kelly Maloy, with whom he must fight the forces of evil–and of desire.

Save a Brontesaurus. Ride these guys.


ALSO - Worst analogies ever written by high schoolers :

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.


So, how was The Amazing Spider-man?





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GrammarshineHyena Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Holy shit, really? xD xD xD xD xD xD xD <-- that is me not being able to control my laughter at those stupid, stupid, STUPID analogies! xD

I mean, seriously? How does this stuff get published? I can do ten times better; does that mean I can publish a book and people would actually buy it? :3
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Blackpassion777 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
My thoughts exactly XD I think I'll just send the front cover of this book with my first chapter and be like -HOW CAN NOT BE BETTER???
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GrammarshineHyena Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL xP
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Kai-Dragoness Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Analogies.

Are you serious?
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Blackpassion777 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
There were more, but these were certainly the best XD

I had a friend tell me that she had a girl in her class that was so stupid this was her analogy: "The sun is like, hot."
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Kazali Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
PLEASE tell me you made all those up and someone didn't actually use those in a story :lmao:
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Blackpassion777 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I'm afraid not XD
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:iconkazali:
Kazali Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh god, the horror.
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Ivory-Seal Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012
i dont even this book
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